*flop flop* *bounce bounce* *boink boink* 11 comments
mum · 10 years ago
try a fucking trampoline. it's like satan shredding your bloody tits
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Imagine 32 comments
mum · 10 years ago
*slowly touches braces*
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Newton would be proud 4 comments
mum · 10 years ago
I'd comment that this is satisfacting as fuck but you all already know that so let's just look at it and catch yourself smile at it after a while
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Awww yisss 4 comments
mum · 10 years ago
Frederico likes
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Really hate these 18 comments
mum · 10 years ago
..sure about the burning part ?
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Advice duckling 11 comments
mum · 10 years ago
I don't know how to feel about that
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Don't be upsetti 8 comments
mum · 10 years ago
It's l'amour
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Really hate these 18 comments
mum · 10 years ago
well thank you, satan
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doing the do with you know who 12 comments
mum · 10 years ago
voldi looking hot as ef
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The best way to store coaxial cables, ever 2 comments
mum · 10 years ago
what about the girl from 'the ring'
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U guys like loops right? 12 comments
mum · 10 years ago
It's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men
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Some people just want attention 17 comments
mum · 10 years ago
Some people here are just dicks and deserve to know that what they say or think isn't exactly good but also just because you think someone's comment isn't "good" or "funny" enough you don't have to dislike it. it makes many people pretty sad and most of the dislikers are dicks themselves. just ignore something if you don't like it ??
Some people just want attention 17 comments
mum · 10 years ago
As someone who was once overweight, this is something I still am learning 6 comments
mum · 10 years ago
why the fuck did this get downvoted, here we have the perfect example of a person who accepts and likes their own body and isn't that what every other tumblr-rant is about ? I'm fucking angry.
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Do you need a bag? 6 comments
mum · 10 years ago
to put it over her head
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How I feel during pep rallies 12 comments
mum · 10 years ago
this guy is my hero
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One of these is different from the rest 4 comments
mum · 10 years ago
It was 10:15 and I was gnawing on my banana because I was bored. scrolling trough funsubstance, laughing and this chuckling at that when I came across this glorious post and spit my banana at my dog
I spit my banana at my dog.
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Løvee 56 comments
mum · 10 years ago
my chest feels so heavy..
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Different kind of big bang going on here 5 comments
mum · 10 years ago
you know, usually you give your dick a much nicer name
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Best idea. Ever 8 comments
mum · 10 years ago
aand you clearly are new to funsubstance
They don't occupy mush room 25 comments
mum · 10 years ago
Don't do mushrooms kids
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When I see my neighbor with his new puppy 25 comments
mum · 10 years ago
dude, calm your tits
When I see my neighbor with his new puppy 25 comments
mum · 10 years ago
nah, it's just you
You prolly a hoe 36 comments
mum · 10 years ago
PREACH GUEST
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They don't occupy mush room 25 comments
mum · 10 years ago
I fucking hate you
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