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It was at this moment, frog knew he f*cked up 9 comments
murt · 8 years ago
Creative video editing
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Wedding pictures these days 5 comments
murt · 8 years ago
Easy to photoshop that out
She's right 8 comments
murt · 9 years ago
That's stupid. Not all debt includes the same risk, so interest rates are different. Get a clue before you get an opinion.
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After all this time? 22 comments
murt · 9 years ago
The Harry potter thing is getting pretty old. New material please
Grab that....fried chicken 8 comments
murt · 9 years ago
That's a mean thing to say but maybe she should lose weight...? Sex with thin people is better than sex with fat people. It's not complicated.
27 years of hell 26 comments
murt · 9 years ago
40k isn't enough
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Banksy. 17 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Stop buying the stuff...ignore the ads. It's really not that hard.
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I'm not a prude, but 29 comments
murt · 9 years ago
If you trust someone enough to have sex with them, nudes should be fine. If you don't think they can be trusted with nudes, Prlly shouldn't have sex with them either.
Generalizing is always a bad idea 12 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Both are just fine. Folks need thicker skin. If we were not able to categorize things, people, places, and experiences, our brains wouldn't work. Not all Muslims blow stuff up. But if stuff's blowing up...good chance it was a Muslim. Some think that just because I'm a white male that I oppress everyone. That's not true at all. I'm nice to everyone. But can I see where they get that idea...? Absolutely! Oh well.
Book signing 5 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Spelled "limbs" wrong.
The exact moment I realized my date wasn't really into me 11 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Boner-killing titkerchief
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He's... um... wow, I don't know what to say... 16 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Still a pussy
Banya,11yo cat with a bit of dark hair placed beneath mouth 8 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Toooo mannnyyy cccatttsss
"You no study, you play with Pebbles" 6 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Toooo mannyy caaatttsss
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All hail lord Fatnet 19 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Nah he is just chubby and sweaty/sticky.
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Perfect 42 comments
murt · 9 years ago
This is still considered attractive.
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Popular opinion Rollins 20 comments
murt · 9 years ago
College doesn't make stupid people smart.
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Family dinner grill-table 6 comments
murt · 9 years ago
It's like a dinner table...just hotter and way less enjoyable.
Women in advertising 3 comments
murt · 9 years ago
I wish women oppressed men instead. cleaning beats the hell out of career pressure.
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It's time teenagers fight back 24 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Lame. Every generation complains that the prior one doesn't get them. This generation is full of just as many jackasses as the one that raised it.
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There's Some Validity In Raising The Minimum Wage 15 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Completely false.
Banks 22 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Sure. MBS didnt help. But debt is at the heart of it all. Stop wishing to live beyond your means and bankers are powerless. Pay cash.
Banks 22 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Suuuuree. Blame the bankers. Your home mortgage, car loan, credit card debt, student loan, furniture loan, and business loan have NOTHING to do with creating the banking industry.
Answer in Mandarin 19 comments
murt · 9 years ago
Dear diary,
Strange pale people have shown up with weapons and awesome ships to tell us what to do. I don't like being told what to do, but these guys, though incredibly arrogant, really seem to have their sh-t together. It's sort of impressive and disheartening at the same time that we havr achieved so little compared to them. They pretty much claim to own us now...which blows... Because that's a dick move. But whatever. It's time for me to go fishing in my canoe. F- Americans. Dammit.
Thanks for listening, diary.
John Filipino
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Murica cops 18 comments
murt · 9 years ago
I'm fine with both.