Murt

murt


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I can't help but think about our underfunding of education in this country. 9 comments
murt · 2 years ago
We already give a bunch of free education and most people waste that...
Why the f*ck are they unfrosted 14 comments
murt · 3 years ago
Just add butter
Shower thoughts 31 comments
murt · 3 years ago
Nah. that's called disease.
I love Snapple 4 comments
murt · 3 years ago
Wayne's world did it
Who's the terrorist again? 13 comments
murt · 3 years ago
Shooting up people for miscellaneous reasons... Mentally ill.
Killing as part of a loosely-organized political or religious movement bent on conquering and killing for a common reason of defeating "infidels"... Terrorist.
See the difference?
The guy buries a one-million-dollar car, yet what he says in the end blows your mind 5 comments
murt · 3 years ago
My Catholic school taught us it's against the religion to donate organs. Not sure if that was an official policy, or just my nun... Maybe used to be a church policy and could explain some of the resistance?
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Hypocrisy at it's finest 15 comments
murt · 4 years ago
I do that. if you're gunna keep one vice, why have another that's less enjoyable?
Since war is almost inevitable anyway 21 comments
murt · 4 years ago
We have one. It's called the Middle East.
rekt 11 comments
murt · 4 years ago
'Merica
Still get friendzoned 16 comments
murt · 4 years ago
"I hope I left some whiskey in the shuttle"
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Tbh 34 comments
murt · 4 years ago
The only thing scarier is Ted Cruz
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Priorites 13 comments
murt · 4 years ago
Maybe they're just filling the demand created by all the dumb people...?
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Too true! 20 comments
murt · 4 years ago
Nah they lay eggs
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please share the f*ck outta this! 55 comments
murt · 4 years ago
"My imaginary friend is better than your imaginary friend! You shall die!" What a joke.
A gift for people who love zombies 13 comments
murt · 4 years ago
Pretty sweet. My picky side must point out that your German Lugers are not compatible with your high powered rifle bullets. Looks like some zombies are getting brains for dinner.
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Sounds like an interesting book 36 comments
murt · 4 years ago
All cute swim suits look cuter with more bewb
As a British guy in the US, I just don't understand 29 comments
murt · 4 years ago
American who recently toured Europe... I gained a newfound love for american tipping. The service in Europe blows! They get paid the same either way - good job or bad.
Couldn't agree more 13 comments
murt · 4 years ago
Ahh yes. The illusive "clean break".
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Why are green MandMs being sexualized? 10 comments
murt · 4 years ago
Sex sells
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stupid at it's finest 15 comments
murt · 5 years ago
Those people breed and vote too
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"People You May Know" 10 comments
murt · 5 years ago
In conclusion, all guys that post shirtless gym pics are probably rapists...or douchebags... Eh maybe I missed the point.
Starling 8 comments
murt · 5 years ago
Looks photoshopped. All the starlings around here are black with little orange speckles and pretty boring looking.
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This would be awesome 38 comments
murt · 5 years ago
Drink enough and that is kinda how it works
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When you're fake but still need votes 14 comments
murt · 5 years ago
They just say what you the public want to hear. It's really not that complicated.
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