Haha according to your ex-wife it was found. But that was the message she sent me in facebook ;)

Haha I do remember when you guys lost the cat, but then you found it. It may have had to do more with his pony porn collection.

Mgoveia and Matthewg are the same person. His wife left him because he lost their cat and spent 20 hours a day commenting on here. She had an account too, she was @mbgoveia, but I'm assuming she changed her last name.

How is stating facts in response to a incredibly weak insult protecting masculinity? Then again this is coming from the person who has in all caps "stop calling me a boy" on their profile. Who is more concerned about their gender identity?

If you're talking about sperm you're somewhat correct. In order to see actual sperm cells a microscope would be necessary. However ejaculationg include a lot of additional seminal fluid and the quantity of sperm cells would make it visible. Similar to how when you bleed you see blood, but not red blood cells.
And yes they still itch. I got some cream, but it hasn't helped.

Apologizing? What are you Canadian?

Here's a chart http://lifehacker.com/second-cousins-once-removed-and-more-explained-in-1661572056

Basically if they're on the same genealogical level as you their a first cousin. If they're a level above or below that becomes once removed. Examples are tricky in text, but let me give it a shot. If my mom'a brother has a kid that is my first cousin. If that kid had a baby, that's my first cousin once removed. If my mom's cousin had a child, that would be my second cousin, while my mom's cousin is my second cousin once removed. To get to a third cousin once removed, you would have to share a great great grand parent with your cousin, who is the mother/father of this new baby. Make sense?

I have a feeling meth was served during this event.

Really? Talk to kids in Africa who have never been to school. They practically beg for it.

Both those days are 24 hours long, you just don't get to experience all 24 of the hours

What are you talking about? My post about Justin bieber is above. I was commenting about "making dreams come true" and included a story.

That's a little harsh

I'm pretty sure the dog IS definitely adopted

The story kind of falls apart and they didn't follow the comics as Closely as they should have. After deadpool the bar was set so high that this didn't turn out so well. If this has been released first, t would have been alright, but following DP puts this to shame.