I guess your name is rather fitting then eh

Pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry

Thanks for explaining the joke /s

Also his tweets sound like things that could actually be possible

Dude... who hurt you

https://trudeaumetre.polimeter.org/

He got elected because he was better than Harper and was the candidate most likely to oust the old shithead. That said, though hes kind of lied on a bunch of stuff it's not as bad as you may think:

Same

Ive also read it's not static but over stimulation. In which case the static sont help

It can only hurt your wallet so.... worth a try?

I read somewhere that petting can build up static in the fur but we dont notice it nor pick up on when a cat wants us to stop. So it makes us stop the only way we understand

I was about to say the same thing

Not always true. I am what is considered a woman and sometimes fine is just... fine. No strings attached. It depends on tone of voice and body language. You can never rely on just words with people