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Usain bolt races in reduced gravity 11 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
It's interesting to watch him run. I always run on just my balls of my feet and its satisfying to know that that's how he runs too, because I always felt faster doing it that way
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Fate? 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Ooooo thank you
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Fate? 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
As cute as this is, can someone explain why that tattoo is thor inspired?
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Sleep tight 14 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
ghosts
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Any year now 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
One that's most likely expired
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Potential Avengers 4 fan theory 10 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I mean technically he watched every single possibility and decided on the only one that would result in success for them. So that means he watched them all die over and over and over again.
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Never stop calling him 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Is your dog an owl
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Negative reinforcement 10 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I swear this meme is following me. I've seen it on Facebook, then tumblr, now here
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Awww ye 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I really hope he lived through that but I doubt it
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I'm not picky 10 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
women are women regardless of parts you absolute eggplant
Age is just an integer 12 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Dude I'm the same age as tom Holland
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Well that's edgy 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I'm 13 and that's deep
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Wingman of the year 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Did.... he have a license and not a car or...
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I wish they lived just as long as we do 2 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I agree. There becomes a point where "loyalty" just makes you a yes man. A smithers.
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But at what cost? 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Is that tom hiddleston?
It's obscene 15 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Heres the difference tho. Genitals are made for having sex. Therefore they are sexual organs. Breasts are made for feeding children, and mens nipples are just left over from when your body didn't know if you were Male or female in the womb. You can receive sexual pleasure from having them played with sure, but you can have that same pleasure from having your neck kissed or your earlobe bitten. Does that make them sexual organs?
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It's obscene 15 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Fun fact. Humans are NOT hardwired to find breasts attractive. Go to African nations and other societies that have beasts exposed all the time and you'll find they generally dont gove a duck. Its western society that fetishizes breasts
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Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Guess what guest. You still have mental health issues when you go outside. Depression is a chemical imbalance. Your brain doesnt make or absorb enough of the neortransmitters it needs to live. Going outside doesnt magically change your brain you absolute noodle
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So 2018 6 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I think that's the point
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Also works on mayo 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Fun fact. If you tap a knife around edge of the lid on a pickle jar, going in a circle and leaving dents, it breaks the seal enough that you can twist the top off
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Stick figure taking a dump 11 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Wait what does the six look like
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Somehow I never met a Humphrey 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Would it help if that's my last name?
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Adulting sucks 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Ans that's assuming you work a 9 to 5 m-f work week. Which most do not
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