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*intense sweating* 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 4 years ago
Ne ne papa
Security upgrade confirmed 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 4 years ago
I would forget my password. I use muscle memory
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Angry shivering rabid Alligator 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 4 years ago
Goblin all the way
My boyfriend told me he can’t tell the difference when I have makeup on or not 14 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Hey fun fact. Most women? Dont wear make up for you and dont give a singular, iota of a fuck what you think. They wear it because they want to and they feel good. Full stop.
Where do you think your goin? 11 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
But I dont wanna
Terry! 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Thank you Terry
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title 2 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Three whole dollars? Wow. What's it like to have so much money?
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jack 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
It has been revealed that Johnny Depp did not abuse amber heard but was a victim of her abuse
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This will start a fight in the comments 24 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Statistically proven to be false
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*visible confusion* 1 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
It comes in a set, clearly.
What phrase was new to you? 9 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I don't know why jasonmon is getting downvoted. Theres nothing wrong with those questions
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Excelsior!! 6 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Late bot is late
Woman in many languages 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
You realise theres also an international men's day right? International woman's day isnt saying men don't matter. Its saying women matter TOO.
job 30 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Vet I think. Or pilot. I kept changing it
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OK, OK, OK... Wait,what? 5 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Somebody try and tell me this isnt Sera from dragon age inquisition
Next up, the 4 day old antivaxx kid 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
To be fair re the title: a 4 day old is actually too young to be immunized
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The perfect tattoo 6 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Crocky!
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Bow down for me you mortal peasants 2 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Little late there bot
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Must’ve been a good paper 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Not saying I don't believe you, but I've also seen this exact post elsewhere: https://goo.gl/images/bCA3Ca
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Interesting 10 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Shower water can also mask an tears that might be shed and the water would hide the voices
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The land bröther has been released 7 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Okay who let lovecraft design a plant
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A child’s fork from South Korea 3 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
Oh. Oh no
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This is so true 4 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
I call it "fuck now it's on the floor gdi"
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Action movies 11 comments
myfuckinggod · 5 years ago
It does say action movies in the title