Hasn't the light green on come true? Not gay sex specifically but sex and sexual orientation.

Teacher: "Alright kids it's library time, pick a book."
Me:

I was about to say, like wtf?
1. NEVER just guess if it's loaded or not. No matter the situation you're in you'll be REALLY glad you checked.
2. Simply discharging a weapon is enough of a message, pointing or shooting is something else entirely. Pulling a weapon is also enough to escalate situations real fast, what you initially intend to be a warning can turn deadly. Don't discharge or point a gun unless you are sure you may need to use deadly force, not as a scare tactic.

Someone put a poptart on its belly tyvm. The prophesy is almost complete

Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... but I think that kid might be the Avatar.

Flip image.
B E N D E R

Yo Neville wasn't the kaboom guy that was Seamus

Wait... It came out in 2015?
How fucking old am I??

Also ?

I personally love the Jar Jar Sith theory. It would have been a risky move but its the only way to redeem that character.

Umm... *sweats nervously* Kill half the population?

Clearly these holy men knew that a vehicle of war named after the blasphemous angel would attract the attention of demons. And so to deter these dark being, they cast their holy magics upon the object.
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But hold! The demons appear and attack the priests before they could complete their ritual!
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Your party witnesses this unfold, and the rocket begins to beep. Its a countdown!
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Roll Initiative.

I need more food theology

This was easier to read than it seems. I instinctively started at the top left and went around clockwise and this also appears be the correct order to read this. I accept this meme template

Ty for the history lesson stranger. It was a unexpectedly nice morning read.