MykulWeevur

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*my cat resting peacefully* Me: *opening funsub* It's Gonna Be A Bumpy Ride 1 comments
mykulweevur · 2 weeks ago
Cat is on my lap rn. Literally can't stop laughing now.
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Anon is a piss lover 4 comments
mykulweevur · 2 weeks ago
God is dead...
Fishy Fun Day #32: Storytime Edition 11 comments
mykulweevur · 3 weeks ago
Not a fish but a hermit crab. Me and my two sisters each had one and they lived in the same enclosure. Now, some hermit crabs are quite territorial and they become very vulnerable whenever they leave their shell to shed. Think of Mr. Krabs. Well my crab killed my sisters' crabs whenever they shed! :O For my sister's next set of crabs we put a divider between the two but he squeezed passed and killed them again, the fucker. Shoulda known what I was getting when I chose the crab with the biggest claw lol.
Edit: This was around 2009 and I named him Chad. I know! He was ahead of his time. Fuckin Chad man lol.
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Be hecking careful 2 comments
mykulweevur · 4 weeks ago
Ooo a puppy! Oh careful honey, he has a knife. Uh what?? No, no I don't...
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Find the deer 6 comments
mykulweevur · 11 weeks ago
inner monologue: "Wow that's a pretty dirty train, wonder where that deer is. Even after a whole minute I can't seem to- Oh.......Ooooh......Ohmy..."
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Wholesome costume 2 comments
mykulweevur · 11 weeks ago
She does look very happy!
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Date him THEN Eat him 9 comments
mykulweevur · 12 weeks ago
Notice how there are significantly fewer lines in the "Con" section under "Date him" than any other. Seems like this girl has her answer but it's not edgy enough lol.
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The importance of posture 8 comments
mykulweevur · 12 weeks ago
Although that's not a difference of posture. It's a difference of tight or baggy clothes.
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Run. *tum dumdumdum* 2 comments
mykulweevur · 14 weeks ago
I am convinced that SpongeBob will be the most memeable thing that I will ever know in my lifetime.
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Crossover we have never expected 1 comments
mykulweevur · 14 weeks ago
Does that boy always look like he's trying to hold in a poop?
Of course, stupid! 3 comments
mykulweevur · 15 weeks ago
If everything in life was perfect from the get go we'd already be in heaven.
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When you want to put your laptop in your back pocket like Eminem 3 comments
mykulweevur · 24 weeks ago
When you have zero dumpy and want to make use of the extra space
Sometimes the truth hurts 8 comments
mykulweevur · 24 weeks ago
Oh maybe I'm reading this wrong, but is he not saying the people after the church crowd are rude, or the church crowd are the ones being rude?
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So wholesome 6 comments
mykulweevur · 24 weeks ago
Who tf wouldn't lol! If you don't and just eat the egg right away u dead to me
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Cries in corner 1 comments
mykulweevur · 33 weeks ago
I take this to mean one of two things. He hates himself, or he is willing to murder and take the money of the person he hates the most.
Anyone loves being in the dark here? 3 comments
mykulweevur · 36 weeks ago
Absolutely 100% me.
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My finished geographic art! 5 comments
mykulweevur · 36 weeks ago
I think you mean geometric as apposed to geographic. Either way keep it up!
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Enjoy this gif with your favourite music 2 comments
mykulweevur · 36 weeks ago
Looks like it was literally made for Shooting Stars
Shocking behavior 5 comments
mykulweevur · 38 weeks ago
Ideally you would warn someone before you use force but gad dayum I would love to have seen that.
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Great job Alabama 3 comments
mykulweevur · 38 weeks ago
Getting is an drunk never excuse. She's your daughter not your date.
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I think mine 17 comments
mykulweevur · 38 weeks ago
Omfg mine too tho!
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Yeah OK, Chick-fil-A 1 comments
mykulweevur · 38 weeks ago
I really feel like this is fake. I doubt Chick-fil-A would advertise in support of the LGBTQ movement.
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Can't wait to try the premium version tho 4 comments
mykulweevur · 39 weeks ago
If it is then I guess I like it. Put me down for 1
Tier 3 6 comments
mykulweevur · 39 weeks ago
A more ambitious crossover than endgame.
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Dad happy in destruction 2 comments
mykulweevur · 39 weeks ago
I like the middle kid who is somewhat embarrassed and also respects the dad joke, like "haha yes, good one, I must remember this for when I too have offsprings".
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