mysteryuhweesnaw

mysteryuhweesnaw


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Seemingly normal photographs with creepy backstories 10 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
This is crazy. I'd be interested to see more posts like this
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A ring of fire blazes in the middle of the swiss alps 9 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
THE RING OF FIRE!!!
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Day old donuts, packaged salads, prepared pastas, bread, and much more 18 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
Thanks for the advice. Many people would be surprised at they'll do in order to feed themselves once they go hungry.
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Its pretty, give me likes 9 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
Make an account first then we'll talk
Just guy things 30 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
I absolutely hate the "accidental" dick insert one though. Kind of wrong to trick someone when they've allowed you to get that close and personal with them just for your own pleasure. Plus that shit hurts and almost immediately takes me out of the mood because I know they did it on purpose.
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Just guy things 30 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
If I ever go on a date I'll try this I guess. I am a girl
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Just guy things 30 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
Masturbate. As in they yank on their dick.
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Just guy things 30 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
So guys really yank one before a date?
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So my professor accidentally flash this on projector 20 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
Yeah... probably best not to assume everybody has the same kinks you do. Besides, if everybody watched this it wouldn't exactly be considered a "kink" it'd just be normal
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Cat viciously attacks penguin 7 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down
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So my professor accidentally flash this on projector 20 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
Rosalinas I worry about how often you bring up kinks sometimes ...
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What kind of camera is that 2 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
*thinking you are on top of things and getting ready for school/work
*realizing you are dreaming and are late and suck
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History is better than sex 8 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
How did you know you were about to have sex?
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Currently discussing conspiracy theories with a stranger on omelge at 1am 5 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
I love this one. I want a whole book full of these
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Good luck mates 9 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
I'm not sure what it's called. Probably like enlightenment meme.
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Good luck mates 9 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
I'm so glad someone explained these memes to me. I get this now :)
She gets really embarrassed about this kinda thing 14 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
That's really sweet of you. I've been here before and I really hope things get better soon for you. I used to try really hard to make sure I helped out around the house more than usual and ate every last bit of whatever she could provide so she knew it wasn't going to waste. Unfortunately other than moral support and getting a job I really wasn't able to help more than that. I'm sorry for your struggle and hope things start to look up :) good luck
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When you realize it's Saturday. 5 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
Such a purrfect way to spend the day... sorry I had to
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Why doesn't this happen to me 14 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
that's a good sign
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Why doesn't this happen to me 14 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
This is actually considered "rape by deception" in several states...
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Well, if this ain't about the realest f*ckin' thing I've read in a while 3 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
I especially feel embarrassed when I realize I've had them on after it's stopped raining. I feel like the other drivers are judging me like "hey girl relax-be cool"
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Viva la ramen 6 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
where's my potato?
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Wtf are they wearing? 25 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
just take a stroll to your friendly neighborhood strip store :)
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Mistakes were made 5 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
Hah looks like a breast implant
Furries everywhere 7 comments
mysteryuhweesnaw · 7 years ago
I like how the moms hand is already up like "let me explain"
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