Currently discussing conspiracy theories with a stranger on omelge at 1am

Dunno why but this is adorable

Remind me of animorphs
The aliens go nuts over earth's food

"... You put ground up rocks and literal plant poison in your food to make it taste better?"

Alien: OMG why are you feasting on your life partner???
Human: Oh, that's just how we pleasure each other when we don't want to reproduce.