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I ain't no sl*t 11 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
"men"
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Too spoiled for choice 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
There is good music nowadays just pop sucks.
Time rolls on 12 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
He does!?!?!
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Generally true 25 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
The only thing touchy about the towers is the planes running into them.
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frank keeping it real 26 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
It's not hard to choose, you only have 2 to choose from.
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I hate those stupid stick families 3 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
*only head comes off* "well now it's more accurate"
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tbh 29 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
the terrorists/nazis or whoever want us to cry for years and years about what they did, if we make jokes about it we win. I was gonna make a 9/11 joke here but it would be plane wrong.
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Give this man a medal 20 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
that's why he did a right
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It's true! This is the beginning of the end 11 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
Tears of joy
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Same 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
Dude same!
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He's on the move 25 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
*Eight
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can't wait! 18 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
Jan. 20th look badass.
Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
Would you rather shoot up a place full of unarmed people or a place where everybody has a gun.
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Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
Just let the teachers bring their guns to school.
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I want to donate my organs when I die 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
the dude on the right kinda looks like Rick from TWD
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Ralph Baer, the man who created the first video game, died at the age of 92 15 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
Technically Pong wasn't the first game.
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What would you do? 4 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
I would stop because I can't roast his mom anymore than the crematorium did.
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Cheesecake is the shit yo 18 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
It's the shit especially if your lactose intolerant.
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Heartbreaking but beautiful 10 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
My heart stepped on a Lego.
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Freaky 15 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
It will be the second largest once the statue of unity is finished
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the good of 2016 35 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
Technically, you can, you're just not ALLOWED to.
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No one should do that 6 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
I read it without realizing the pun and thought it was hilarious. Then I realized the pun and laughed again.
Axl Rose vocal range 17 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
She sings 5 octaves.
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Gordon Ramsay seems cool 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 9 years ago
They know what their going into, if they didn't want to do it they wouldn't sign up.