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I ain't no sl*t 11 comments
mysticpotatoe · 6 years ago
"men"
Too spoiled for choice 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
There is good music nowadays just pop sucks.
Time rolls on 12 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
He does!?!?!
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Generally true 25 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
The only thing touchy about the towers is the planes running into them.
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frank keeping it real 26 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
It's not hard to choose, you only have 2 to choose from.
I hate those stupid stick families 3 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
*only head comes off* "well now it's more accurate"
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tbh 29 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
the terrorists/nazis or whoever want us to cry for years and years about what they did, if we make jokes about it we win. I was gonna make a 9/11 joke here but it would be plane wrong.
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Give this man a medal 20 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
that's why he did a right
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It's true! This is the beginning of the end 11 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
Tears of joy
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Same 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
Dude same!
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He's on the move 25 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
*Eight
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can't wait! 18 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
Jan. 20th look badass.
Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
Would you rather shoot up a place full of unarmed people or a place where everybody has a gun.
Pretty Ridiculous That This Isn’t a Thing Yet 56 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
Just let the teachers bring their guns to school.
I want to donate my organs when I die 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
the dude on the right kinda looks like Rick from TWD
Ralph Baer, the man who created the first video game, died at the age of 92 15 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
Technically Pong wasn't the first game.
What would you do? 4 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
I would stop because I can't roast his mom anymore than the crematorium did.
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Cheesecake is the shit yo 18 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
It's the shit especially if your lactose intolerant.
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Heartbreaking but beautiful 10 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
My heart stepped on a Lego.
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Freaky 15 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
It will be the second largest once the statue of unity is finished
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the good of 2016 35 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
Technically, you can, you're just not ALLOWED to.
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No one should do that 6 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
I read it without realizing the pun and thought it was hilarious. Then I realized the pun and laughed again.
Axl Rose vocal range 17 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
She sings 5 octaves.
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Gordon Ramsay seems cool 8 comments
mysticpotatoe · 7 years ago
They know what their going into, if they didn't want to do it they wouldn't sign up.