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I love the dork 11 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

I usually chase my cat screaming I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE ASIAN GRILL.

Read em all 32 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

Hell yeah im running, running to them I LOVE KILLING INFANTS

Taylor swifts bodyguard 9 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

he reminds me of the terminator

What would her hooker name be? 12 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

Yeah, I know me to its my life goal.

Kayne is telling us something with his recent tweets 16 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

No, voldemort is way better.

The "Milkshakes" they have in Australia 30 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

Even the milkshakes in Australia will kill you.

Seems legit 14 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

#pirateslivesmatter

f*cking savage 29 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

I think Lindsey Louan or somebody thought they modeled the girl after her but I don't think that the girl is really modeled after anybody.

Before arguing about round/flat earth, argue about how we can prevent animal extinction! 39 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

Is the earth being flat an actual argument nowadays?

BEsT 1.99 Ive Ever Spent 21 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

#trumptemptations2016

#Trump2016 8 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

^ funniest thing I've read all year.

FIGHT! 3 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

They would put on the ring and cloak and the fight would just be an extremely hard game of hide and seek.

Meet Australia's more awesome eagle 34 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

Even the birds in Australia want to kill you.

Am I? 40 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

There are few black nominees because very few blacks ran for president.

Raymond Reddington: The blacklist. Duh. 116 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

I would call Jesus from South Park.

maybe black people should be good at acting and we wouldn't have this problem. 23 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

No, this is Patrick.

Love is always so nice. 14 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

That was smooth af.

Me with my prude parents 20 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

That what she said :) sorry couldn't resist;)

Am I? 40 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

Yeah but WET would be more entertaining.

Can someone explain this? 21 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

My school gives free lunch all you have to do is sign a paper.

If you're reading this, then you're literate 3 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

Reading this? I'm singing it!

This little guy 21 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

I don't know why but this is the funniest thing I've read today.

Better than Mayweather vs Pacquiao 7 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

Mario kart in real life.

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I was just taking a shit and shit. 8 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

I was watching Dora and shit.

Is that a uterus necklace? 6 comments

mysticpotatoe · 8 years ago

I would put googly eyes on that thing so fast.