I am going to abduct you and force you to cuddle

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lmfao, it really bothers u so much that you actually have to leave a comment? xD
I’m starting to think u must like me or something :P

My dick has more flavor

it ain't gone taste like no frigidaire if u keep the lid on tight :/

eww what the fuck

10-4

I don’t think I will be googling it

The...the what?

Shout out to all the real ones who had a MySpace back in the day