If your owner dies...eat ‘em

*sigh* this generation man, I swear...

Congrats for finally keeping up with the times!...

They most likely just wanna be sure that you’re safe. Does it always make sense? No. Will you understand when you’re older?...Yes.

Grey

dog <3

Tough shit: Too bad, so sad.
Oh shit: Oh no!
On shit/About shit: serious about something.
Real shit: Honorable/Authentic stuff.
Stupid/ Dumb shit: Absurd person/ idea or actions.
Fuck shit: suspicious person or idea or actions.
Serious shit: What you see when you go 88 mph in a DeLorean.
Bitch shit: Unhonorable activities or ideologies.
Real n***a shit: See “Real Shit”
Loser shit: Lame ideologies and lifestyle.
Winner/Boss/VIP shit: important people activities/ ideologies.

Canteloupe, man.

they're learning

'ello gov'na! It's a lovely day to wake up in Bri' 'ish Texas innit?!

heheheheh i love that dog man

lol get anime picture into a psych ward or something that's the next shooter right there.

yes I would like the
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Jizzle

Yo

That wasn’t supposed to happen

McLib

I’ma smoke some THC with tha DOGG and the LBC

Thank you, Karlboll

Nah, no pussyfooting about this one, ehh?
BOI U GOING TO:
H E C K