...stay where you are, no advancing.
Do NOT pass go, do NOT collect $100
GO TO JAIL.
>:)
-American government/society

Instructions unclear, ended up with bite marks and scratches all over my face

Okey Dokey

NAH IS FOR ME.
it costs 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.

I will always cherish the memories we had...goodbye.

*chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop-chop*
(5 hours later...)
,o,_,o,

yeah...pretty much man...yeah...on allah, swear to god, on the real man like...yuppers...

OH SHIT-

If your owner dies...eat ‘em

*sigh* this generation man, I swear...

Congrats for finally keeping up with the times!...

They most likely just wanna be sure that you’re safe. Does it always make sense? No. Will you understand when you’re older?...Yes.

Grey

dog <3

Tough shit: Too bad, so sad.
Oh shit: Oh no!
On shit/About shit: serious about something.
Real shit: Honorable/Authentic stuff.
Stupid/ Dumb shit: Absurd person/ idea or actions.
Fuck shit: suspicious person or idea or actions.
Serious shit: What you see when you go 88 mph in a DeLorean.
Bitch shit: Unhonorable activities or ideologies.
Real n***a shit: See “Real Shit”
Loser shit: Lame ideologies and lifestyle.
Winner/Boss/VIP shit: important people activities/ ideologies.

Canteloupe, man.