Maybe I’ll just get a weighted blanket instead.

*falls onto floor bent over*
Ohhhhh nooooooo
*toots ass up*
I fell and I can’t get up!... D;

damn, you were right.

...so are you potion...or are you poison...OR ARE YOU GONNA BE IN MY FUCKING STOMACH?!

I’m actually curious...did they do it?

I touch grass everyday...sometimes I roll it and smoke it or sometimes I use a bong.

Why did I hear the music?...

I am also mixed berry sorbet

Meth IS blue

Reminds me of a dream I had last night where I was stuck in an infinite loop of waking up, going downstairs and drinking a soda. ( usually Coca-Cola or Sprite mixed with sparkling water )
Every time I was finished drinking/taking a sip, I would just wake up upstairs only to do it again until I eventually woke up for real, and even then I didn’t know if I was in a dream or not...
Legend has it that I’m still in the infinite loop to this day...

Looks like GladOs

ät lëäst ï'm nöt drïnkïng, brïän.

*wap wap by SuperThrowedDave plays*
WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP
GETRSHIHWETTR

Vëlmä ïs äss
sörrÿ böüt thät

Ït ïs whät ït ïs...

Ïllüsïön: 100

Lüh mïnï-mïlïtärÿ-ïndüstrïäl-cömplëx rüns dëëp, sö ÿöü bëttër höld ön tö ÿöür türbäns för thïs önë:
Thëÿ päÿ för lüh wär wïth gräïns fündëd bÿ lüh äntïllïän täxpäÿërs whërë thëÿ ärë stäshëd ïn ä väült üntïl lüh fünds ärë nëëdëd...

I’m ready to take notes, Mr. White!
Yeah, science, bitch!!!
8)