Back in high school I used to watch LastWeekTonight religiously while smoking w33d before school.

I want the M3-AMG-SRT-R/S MacBook with V-Tec

Yep, they always come bak for the buff wee wee

*whispers*
McDonalds means nothing to me Wendy, I swear!

AAAHHHHH HE SUCKIN THA JUICE OUT DA GLIZZY AAAHHHHHHH

True haha

He's off that good kush and alcohol

Viagra Falls

It's all out of gas

Everybody haaaaaates Chriiiiiiiiiissss

That's right
it goes in the square hole!

Terry the terror

Somebody plz name some healthy inorganic foods

I would like both blunts & hoes please and thank you

Pleess fuh give me fathuh

Lemme just add the secret sus- SAUCE I MEAN SAUCE rq, brb...

litteraly everyone is that old

Curse you, DirectTV

I like how the sign almost looks like a pyramid

Im alive but am I living?...