natethegreat
Ï äm @dj_nä_tëx rëïncärnätëd.
lüh wörld jüst sëëms tö hätë më för sömë rëäsön.
Good question 2 comments
natethegreat
· 5 weeks ago
Forgive me father, for I have cringed
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How my Fiancee eats her pumpkin pie (there's a pie under there somewhere!) 2 comments
natethegreat
· 6 weeks ago
More like CUM-kin pies...
Hah, get it?
Instead of PUMP-kins it's...cum-
...
I'll see myself out.
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Hah, get it?
Instead of PUMP-kins it's...cum-
...
I'll see myself out.
My nephew’s answer 1 comments
I never was gonna put it in my mouth 2 comments
Uninvited regal wacky 1 comments
natethegreat
· 6 weeks ago
'cos that's probably the strongest love that exists between 2 humans.
Statistically, gay couples tend to stand the test of time, whereas lesbian couples typically do not.
Heterosexual couples are somewhere in the middle in terms of longevity, but these relationships are more complicated and frustrating, ( especially for men ) but that's a whole different conversation ;P
Statistically, gay couples tend to stand the test of time, whereas lesbian couples typically do not.
Heterosexual couples are somewhere in the middle in terms of longevity, but these relationships are more complicated and frustrating, ( especially for men ) but that's a whole different conversation ;P
Very informative 1 comments
The doctor walked in as we were taking this and scolded me for not taking my vasectomy 1 comments
natethegreat
· 8 weeks ago
"I don't think you fully appreciate the seriousness of this operation and wah wah wah wah wah womp womp womp"
Taking a long walk off a short pier (Lake Ontario) 1 comments
natethegreat
· 9 weeks ago
On the pier with all of my peers and my friend Pierre, smoking Pierre's, smoke up in the air, sipping Perrier
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