*boops him on the nose*

*turns into a Pterodactyl and flies after Iron Man, dino-dick swinging in the wind*

HALT! THIEF! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Too bad.
http://www.xvideos.com/video370047/pterodactyl_dinosaur_spermo_plasmoids

TO THE DEATH!! *spins his sword and makes lightsaber noises*

You're welcome. I found the actual video too.

*draws his sword* IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

Meh.

Aren't we all?

http://i.imgur.com/h2zXk.gifp

Totally agree with you. Unfortunately, every sane comment on this post has been downvoted, likely by FemiNazi's.

I tried (and failed) to repost it.

Guys in pretty good Pteradactyl costumes tucking a chick.

I love being a FanMan.

WHAT?!?!? *FanMan's*

It was removed. I could post the whole video on here if you'd like.

Ah yeah.

I'm feeling in that kind of mood today.

I wanted to dislike the first guests comment, but he has -69 likes, so I think it's fine to keep it as is.

It's actually an open tab on my phone. I literally haven't logged out of it.

I know, I love me too.

"Bloody funny"
British?

Sadly true.

THIS. IS. SPARTA(nfluffy)!!!!!!