"Now watch as I make this kid disappear"

A few years ago I pulled out on the road and this car came out of nowhere and hit my side. It happened to be an off duty police officer. I went to check on him and he was acting strange but I was freaking out and didn't pay much attention to it because we both had just been an accident. A ton of police officers showed up and I told them what happened and I legit thought it was my fault so that's how it was wrote down. Looking back on it I'm pretty sure the guy was drunk, the police knew that but covered it up cause it was their buddy, and since I thought it was my fault they let me think that. There was a car when I pulled out, but this was at night and their lights weren't on so I didn't see them. He turned them on at the last second. Too late to do anything about it now but I'm pretty sure that's what happened.

I was challenged by my friend when it happened. I gladly donated money instead lol

He'll be in for a surprise with HowToBasic

Cats bring you dead animals, dogs bring you nachos.

I didn't have a cell phone til I was 14-15 and I had to buy it myself with my allowance and buy "minutes" for it to call and text and I would constantly run out and have to wait to buy more. It was a cheap pay as you go flip phone. Now I couldn't imagine going a day without using my smartphone.

I try to keep mine clean but let's face it, it's gonna get dirty. As long as nothing is obstructing my eyesight then I'm good. My manager comes into work with freaking water on his glasses, right in the middle. That would bother the crap out of me.

Now I'm hungry for M&Ms

That deer's high as fuck

I tried some Baconator Pringles and they were disgusting

and delicious on a burger

The closest thing we'll get to a Daredevil

He must've killed a big cat before that because he's got the heart of a lion

"I'm not touching you"

Reminds me of Bioshock Infinite

Still haven't seen it. Is it really that good? I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan tho.

That's not a tattooed lady

Beerus that you?

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