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This greyhound can jump over 30ft 5 comments
negan · 13 hours ago
Haha reminds me of that post about lions. Where it says lions can jump 36 feet and someone's like, "no, they can LEAP 36 feet. If they could jump that high we'd all be dead from heart attacks seeing Lions jumping that high" and then it shows a lion jumping as high as a giraffe. Something like that lol
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This greyhound can jump over 30ft 5 comments
negan · 1 day ago
So majestic
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I told my wife to get frosted flakes and honey nut Cheerios 3 comments
negan · 2 days ago
I mean it's still a win. I low key want to try those Honey Nut Frosted Flakes and Frosted Cheerios are greeeaaaat.
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In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio 7 comments
negan · 2 days ago
Alright but you have to pinky promise you won't turn me into the police.
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In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio 7 comments
negan · 2 days ago
Ehh I'll just Dexter it. I need to buy a boat first.
Anon goes to gamestop 3 comments
negan · 2 days ago
I remember when I first discovered GameStop as a kid. It was magical. It had everything I wanted from video games to Dragonball Z cards. What it's turned into is sad, it's a shell of its former self.
In the bathroom at my tattoo artist's studio 7 comments
negan · 2 days ago
Where else am I going to put them?
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Everyone who wears glasses can relate 4 comments
negan · 3 days ago
For real
Kentucky fried children 5 comments
negan · 3 days ago
Are they boiled for safety?
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Jesse lost his legs on a mission in Afghanistan. He met Kelly during his recovery. He 3 comments
negan · 1 week ago
I feel terrible, I thought it was one of those photos that look like something's off but you have to look closely until you see it and then I read the title.
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Muhahahahah…ah? 4 comments
negan · 1 week ago
Yeeeaaaahhh
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Why hassle me? I work when I'm scheduled 5 comments
negan · 1 week ago
I remember my first job when I had Homecoming one night and I was scheduled to work and I told them I couldn't and I asked off beforehand and since I asked off they had to let me off. After that there was this time where I was asked to work to cover someone else and I said I made plans already and my manager said "you always have plans" and I said "I make plans for my days off" and he then said "apparently you make plans on the days you work too" referring to the Homecoming I asked off for.
Stay clean everyone! 3 comments
negan · 1 week ago
I'm washing my hands right afterwards anyway so it doesn't matter
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CHOP 2 comments
negan · 1 week ago
Put it on a sandwich
Amethyst starling 1 comments
negan · 1 week ago
That's a very pretty bird
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Momento Mori Skittles 10 comments
negan · 1 week ago
Cocaine Skittle. Color me interested
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Kristen Bell as Slave Leia 13 comments
negan · 1 week ago
I think her most popular role is Anna in Frozen (or Veronica Mars) but my favorite is Eleanor from The Good Place. It's a good show.
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Kristen Bell as Slave Leia 13 comments
negan · 1 week ago
Holy mother forking shirt balls you don't know who Kristen Bell is?
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Momento Mori Skittles 10 comments
negan · 1 week ago
Or cocaine
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Why is the door red? 17 comments
negan · 2 weeks ago
Because I don't want colors anymore I want them to turn black
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Why is the door red? 17 comments
negan · 2 weeks ago
If I saw that red door I'd probably want to paint it black
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Trash TV 5 comments
negan · 2 weeks ago
Are you talking about Drew Carey or Bob Barker? Cause if it's the latter then it's because he's dead.
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How the tables have turned 5 comments
negan · 2 weeks ago
I just watched those 2 movies. They're bloody brilliant
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