Tragedy I used to think my life was, comedy I realize it is

Well if I do that I'm gonna have to kill 1 extra person to make it an even 360.

Chasing a what? The suspense is killing me. Where you at @mc_ulv

What if chickens are just dinosaur sleeper agents and when aliens decide it's time to take over they press a button and all the chickens transform into T-Rex's

Smiley is definitely way too low on the list. I love those little smiling bastards

Lmao at least get an electric fish type Pokemon so the Pokemon doesn't fry too, Jesus.

Well now I know I have big dick energy, can't wait to tell my ma!

I will have a safe and happy 4th of July this week, thank you.

Oh

Alligato

I guess I will start eating plants

I don’t get upset when I see a woman say “all men are the same” because that’s not the type of woman I’d be interested in anyway.

Flawless victory

Whip lightly you say? (¬‿¬)

This isn't your average everyday stupid. This is advanced stupid.

At least it's not spelled with an "S"

Sex is like a video game. You'd like to do it with someone you've played with before, but sometimes the only way is to find a random.

Probably someone who doesn't speak English

This person had a very different 2019 than me