Do you live in Alabama by chance?

mother of god

I don't drink coffee, so I'll settle for coffee flavored ice cream

We may not have found aliens, but they've found us

I mean it sounds like a good idea, but I like opening brand new presents and setting everything up myself

I think that cat knows Kung Fu

Idk if I'm alone in this but the word "poop" sounds so disgusting to me. I'd much rather call it crap or shit.

Diesel, not even once

Silicon Valley is great. It just ended last year with season 6 so if you haven't seen it, you can watch the whole thing on HBO.

Well I had no idea that anything to the power of 0 is 1. Learn something new every day.

That's actually happened lol (edit - no it didn't it was staged as I just looked it up)

It would be cool to see some movies based around a universe where Thanos won and see new characters created because of it or something like that.

When they start hitting me with one worded responses, I stop messaging them.

Because they think they are doing more good than harm, so to them it's not evil.

I've never thought about it until now but does anyone know the protocol for letters to Santa for postal workers? Are they allowed to read them since they're not actually getting sent anywhere?

So that's why farmers taste so good

Someone took it personally