Looks like someone had fun last night

Because it's all part of the plan

"You should've shared Karen"

I really love this song. I think my favorite version is by Three Days Grace but you can't go wrong with any of them

Beavers have a lot in common with your mom

Anybody else read that certain one in the voice from Spongebob?

Idk, you seem pretty half baked

Forgetting how to play a game and forgetting what all happened in the story is the main reason I don't finish games. Sometime's I'll just restart the game if I wasn't too far in but most of the time, ehh.

I did nazi that joke coming

This thumbnail is.. yeah

Dude Mr Pickles is going to sacrifice all of them

TikTok really isn't that bad. People just post the awful ones.

I remember I thought I had the oven safe one one time and I tried to heat up some pizza rolls and a few minutes later there was a lot of smoke coming from the oven lol

We must find our way back

I feel like he's going to solve some crimes

My dad pisses me off so much when he throws trash out the window. Whenever I drive him anywhere and we stop and get something to eat or from the store, he'll eat it and then roll the window down and throw it out. Every single time I tell him not to and he responds "I'll get a ticket, not you" That's not my concern dad!

Back when Halo 3 came out me and my friend were playing online matches and on this one match we were like 15 kills away from winning and the enemy team only needed 3-4 kills. SOMEHOW our team pulled together and actually stuck by each other instead of running away and getting killed one by one and we caught up. It came down to we only needed 2 kills and they needed 1. Our whole team was inside this shield just waiting and these 2 guys came to try to kill us and we killed one of them but the other guy saw we were in a shield so he retreated for backup and my friend chased his ass down and managed to get the kill and we won.

How did they not sea that coming

But what if I need to get clothes out of the dryer and someone's taking a massive shit