Sometimes water just tastes really freaking good

I would totally get that Cyberpunk Xbox if the new Xbox wasn't right around the corner. Although, I have no idea where I'm gonna put that refrigerator when I get it

Give me that cheesy bread

I recently just binge watched Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood for the first time and it's pretty damn good. 10/10 would recommend.

Quick, get him the Blades of Chaos

I did it so I could be like Luigi

Yeah, I'd start recording his height too if he hit 5'4 at 5 years old

She's being chased by a murderer and this is the only way she can ask for help for some reason

What he really wants is someone to toss a coin to him

Yes... "teenage"

Looks like Space X bombed us

Even if your family is filthy rich they should still make you get a job, working in customer service so they can find out first hand what it's like.

I've been drooling more and more in my sleep over the years. I don't know why and I hate it

That's not a dog, that's a goat

I recently started playing Assassin's Creed 2 from the Ezio Collection because I've never played any of the Ezio games and I'm loving it. The controls haven't aged the best and I've committed suicide from trying to climb tall buildings a handful of times but it's a really fun game.

Haha it tripped me up on 3P5731N but then I read the rest

The moon looks very appeeling

Chicken noodle ;)

Looks like someone had fun last night