Nekkidninja

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Think again 6 comments
nekkidninja · 1 week ago
That’s why watching porn is good for you
Why don't you make like a dog and have a fun day at the park 2 comments
nekkidninja · 1 week ago
Trees don’t actually help others of the same kingdom grow. That’s helping the competition. But their existence helps create hundreds of little symbiotic relationships that are generally considered to be pretty cool.
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Think how much dust there will be in a whole bus 6 comments
nekkidninja · 1 week ago
Years of pent up taco farts
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post 3 comments
nekkidninja · 2 weeks ago
Xi did not see that coming.
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Bryce Dallas Howard's butt is so big they had to Photoshop it down in the Jurassic World 6 comments
nekkidninja · 3 weeks ago
Calories went to all the right places
Lungs filling with air 7 comments
nekkidninja · 3 weeks ago
If you filled it with helium, would it float?
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Astronots 5 comments
nekkidninja · 3 weeks ago
This is so easy :
They know. Your stupid.
All NASA is a hoax.
Stronots
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Bless em 4 comments
nekkidninja · 4 weeks ago
Canada: Finally, a worthy opponent.
Our battle will be...full of compliments and self-effacing comments while we apologize for being stereotyped in a similar fashion to one another.
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People are so creative <3 4 comments
nekkidninja · 4 weeks ago
Someone needs to show Marzia this
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Almost reposting myself 10 comments
nekkidninja · 5 weeks ago
‘Kaban’ just means ‘bag’. This is a typical Japanese variety show segment.
The epitome of ‘heiwa boke’, or ‘detachment from reality brought about by too much peace’
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Headpats Day 24 - Fox Gets Royal Treatment 2 comments
nekkidninja · 6 weeks ago
Flying Witch is such a relaxing anime
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That smile tho 2 comments
nekkidninja · 6 weeks ago
I feel tingly down there
Never skip leg day 11 comments
nekkidninja · 6 weeks ago
The Japanese draw feces like , because it’s cute( I guess)
Never skip leg day 11 comments
nekkidninja · 6 weeks ago
I’m imagining the Japanese curly poo being left behind
Hold up wait a minute something aint right 2 comments
nekkidninja · 6 weeks ago
One ounce slugs for true stopping power
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Good job sport now go get a water 5 comments
nekkidninja · 6 weeks ago
Slugger
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When you want to be popular 5 comments
nekkidninja · 6 weeks ago
Air cooled dildo- for when you’re really giving your arm a workout
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Fostering a certain culture 7 comments
nekkidninja · 6 weeks ago
I learned to duck and cover if I saw a flash of light followed by a mushroom cloud in elementary school.
They also showed us a black and white video of what nuclear blasts do to buildings.
Needless to say, we had our doubts about the drills they made us do.
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I knew I recognized that picture from somewhere! 2 comments
nekkidninja · 7 weeks ago
Cocaines a hell of a drug
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Built ford tough 1 comments
nekkidninja · 7 weeks ago
Sanitary napkins by Ford.
I wanna see what they come up with.
Bois pain 2 comments
nekkidninja · 7 weeks ago
Bitch, just!?
I just came back from the end with 6 spare elytras!
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Saddam Hussein's gold AK47, allegedly 3 comments
nekkidninja · 7 weeks ago
Gold gun too heavy (like almost triple a steel one).
Gold bullets would be a true flex.
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Gather the Warherds 5 comments
nekkidninja · 7 weeks ago
Totally an Ungor
Damn, gyna 8 comments
nekkidninja · 7 weeks ago
And they’re like...AAAAAAAGGGHHHH oh god the pain! My legs, I can’t feel my legs! Tell the queen I love her!
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Found at a local burgershack 1 comments
nekkidninja · 7 weeks ago
So...all over the children? R Kelly style?
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