Basara, Macross 7. Putting all vegans to shame.

Dragon flower

Does that chimney have 8-bit sunglasses on?

That’s why watching porn is good for you

Trees don’t actually help others of the same kingdom grow. That’s helping the competition. But their existence helps create hundreds of little symbiotic relationships that are generally considered to be pretty cool.

Years of pent up taco farts

Xi did not see that coming.

Calories went to all the right places

If you filled it with helium, would it float?

This is so easy :
They know. Your stupid.
All NASA is a hoax.
Stronots

Canada: Finally, a worthy opponent.
Our battle will be...full of compliments and self-effacing comments while we apologize for being stereotyped in a similar fashion to one another.

Someone needs to show Marzia this

‘Kaban’ just means ‘bag’. This is a typical Japanese variety show segment.
The epitome of ‘heiwa boke’, or ‘detachment from reality brought about by too much peace’

Flying Witch is such a relaxing anime

I feel tingly down there

I’m imagining the Japanese curly poo being left behind

Slugger

Air cooled dildo- for when you’re really giving your arm a workout

I learned to duck and cover if I saw a flash of light followed by a mushroom cloud in elementary school.
They also showed us a black and white video of what nuclear blasts do to buildings.
Needless to say, we had our doubts about the drills they made us do.

Cocaines a hell of a drug

Sanitary napkins by Ford.
I wanna see what they come up with.

Bitch, just!?
I just came back from the end with 6 spare elytras!

Gold gun too heavy (like almost triple a steel one).
Gold bullets would be a true flex.