And when I laugh, somehow I’m the asshole.

He began his studies into incest after noticing the frailties in his own children

As a Japanese citizen, I vouch for this scathing truth

Duck tales, dark wing duck, tailspin, and rescue rangers

Of all the major grain crops, maize had the most intense bout of artificial selection. I imagine the first mesoamerican farmers being like, “ yeah, I bet I could do something with that.” And hundreds of years later collected on that bet.

I will never play chess the same again

My lord, I forgot about that file of Misato jpgs I had on my college computer.

Brokeback mountain

I hate people that believe in themselves and plan logical steps to complete their goals without making poor excuses for their own mistakes.

We need an olympics where athletes can dope up as much as they want so we can see how fast a human can run or how high they can jump.

And I’d do it in a French maid’s uniform too

Mind. Blown.

Let one loose during a preschool recess

That hat looks really good on him

If you’ve ever.......hit that subscribe button.

A banana being pushed into a tulip and squishing the delicate petals and ovaries inside?

Uh oh, here we go again