Warthog? Heh, you and your imaginary creatures. Let’s call it a chupacabra!

Looks more like a puma

Stupid autocorrect

Dammit, Tiananmen Square is a hoax glass full

I mean glass commie full

Sorry, I’m a glass half Pooh kind of guy

But reading at different speeds really throws a wrench in the dynamic. Both parties will be frustrated. I’ll get the ghost a subscription to hooked on phonics if that’ll speed it up.

So… junior high?

Momma’s behind the cameraman.
This is a Blair witch op.

I feel you.
Also I feel my knees, lower back, and neck.