RIP you beautiful person.

Bowsette kidnapped Mario.
Peach ain’t got time for that BS cause they got dinner reservations at 19:00.
She gonna speed run all 8 worlds.

Don’t worry cuz. Your sister-niece will help you. I should know, because I married her.

Dorayaki

Cow

That explains….. a lot.

Got picked on in junior high (not too bad, but focused ribbing that got physical at times).
Asked if it was ok if I did it back.
Lead dude said sure it’s only fair (not that bad of a guy) and offered his shoulder as a target.
Confirmed that I was allowed one punch free of retaliation.
Placed my right fist on his right shoulder.
Then kidney shot him with a left hook.
He pissed blood for a day, but was a good sport about it saying that fair is fair, and there was no cheating despite what onlookers said.
School life did get easier for me.

You’ll never be as cool as…

Yeah, I’m a shitty parent in a completely different way from my parents.

Anita Dikenmee

Oan the protein

And all three are great when deep fried in peanut oil.

You have my axe.

Sounds like Granny Weatherwax from the Discworld series. (RIP Sir Pratchett)

Both are great with butter

Great sentiment, but nature has taught us that bitter usually means poison and sweet means delicious calories.
That’s why mix a touch of lead in with my wine like the Roman emperor I am.

Old minecrafters would beg to differ

That is brilliant

I guess adulthood equals autism.