Bowser beware 4 comments
nekkidninja
· 2 years ago
Bowsette kidnapped Mario.
Peach ain’t got time for that BS cause they got dinner reservations at 19:00.
She gonna speed run all 8 worlds.
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Peach ain’t got time for that BS cause they got dinner reservations at 19:00.
She gonna speed run all 8 worlds.
I mean, I'm calling you father, but you're probably my brother too idk 2 comments
nekkidninja
· 2 years ago
Don’t worry cuz. Your sister-niece will help you. I should know, because I married her.
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Yup, rewatching doctor who whenever I'm sad. 2 comments
SW Day 46 3 comments
nekkidninja
· 2 years ago
Got picked on in junior high (not too bad, but focused ribbing that got physical at times).
Asked if it was ok if I did it back.
Lead dude said sure it’s only fair (not that bad of a guy) and offered his shoulder as a target.
Confirmed that I was allowed one punch free of retaliation.
Placed my right fist on his right shoulder.
Then kidney shot him with a left hook.
He pissed blood for a day, but was a good sport about it saying that fair is fair, and there was no cheating despite what onlookers said.
School life did get easier for me.
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Asked if it was ok if I did it back.
Lead dude said sure it’s only fair (not that bad of a guy) and offered his shoulder as a target.
Confirmed that I was allowed one punch free of retaliation.
Placed my right fist on his right shoulder.
Then kidney shot him with a left hook.
He pissed blood for a day, but was a good sport about it saying that fair is fair, and there was no cheating despite what onlookers said.
School life did get easier for me.
I agree 8 comments
nekkidninja
· 2 years ago
Yeah, I’m a shitty parent in a completely different way from my parents.
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That's Some Solid Advice 3 comments
Thinking about Fey .. 2 comments
nekkidninja
· 2 years ago
Sounds like Granny Weatherwax from the Discworld series. (RIP Sir Pratchett)
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Who's a good boi? Not this one 8 comments
Fillosuffee 5 comments
nekkidninja
· 2 years ago
Great sentiment, but nature has taught us that bitter usually means poison and sweet means delicious calories.
That’s why mix a touch of lead in with my wine like the Roman emperor I am.
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That’s why mix a touch of lead in with my wine like the Roman emperor I am.
YugiPro #29 - Should I Have NSFW'd It? 6 comments
nekkidninja
· 2 years ago
My son pointed to the screen whenever Vader came on and said “Dad!” For the first three years of his life. So that shows my alignment or the German milkman has some to answer some questions.
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SW Day 30 4 comments
nekkidninja
· 2 years ago
Hutts are hermaphrodites (sp?), so they are the epitome of “love yourself”.
The real rich are not listed and are real good at not being flashy. They don’t buy companies and politicians, they buy states and skilled people.