Jerk off and finish on them

Hexacircquareamid

Awesome! Enough for a tank of gas and a small slurpee!

Gen x’ers and Millennials full of debt because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

My stupid what?

Charged with b&e as well as indecent exposure

Ingenious

For when there were undesirables in my neighborhood

Looting and destroying sacred sites is the bottom left box of great civilization bingo.

Mortal kombat

Wow! So accur

We have a national sport for them that is revered by the gods.

And don’t forget your birthday written on the back

Admitting to going through the duck and cover drills tells us your age cohort.
Same as thinking active shooter drills are normal.

Upvote for the title

Totally unfair. They get Christmas too?!

Kenshin is back in a remake

Been so long since I’ve had a V. Thank you. Truly.

Nurgle and the tyranids.

It’s doing what Madoka Magika did for magic girl anime

Actually sounds useful

Sex toy then, sex toy now. What’s the problem?

My son with a hatchet.
Sweet, the way it’s supposed to be.