Free gas would turn you a profit for sure, I mean, so long as there isn't any limit on how much gas your allowed to take... I mean fuck a unlimited life time supply of gas would mean that you'd probably end up running the stations dry.

Aisle 4 in my local stores is the canned food isle.... also never go grocery shopping while hungry AND high or drunk.... you'll die of starvation.

I'm not allergic to bee's, but they will kill me... by causing me to freak the fuck out and run out of the car and probably off a bridge or into traffic.... I have run into traffic before to avoid a wasp.

Kill him then eat the babies :)