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All that survivin is making me thirsty 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Is this the first Comment?
Better drink my own piss

Noctilucent clouds 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Nice phot... Wait, is that my house?

Self-isolation day 8. God help! 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Mmmmnn

Thinking about that one piece of clothing I haven't seen in awhile 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Should he leave. Should he pay Pikachu to keep quiet. How will this affect his career as a Pokémon champion?

Self-portrait with Saint Luke painting the Virgin by Pierre II Mignard 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

How is it holding up the cloud

I guess that could work 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*Image too small to 3D print*
; _ ;

In my defence the tree started it 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*After it rains and your friend walks under the tree*
God and Satan: Do it. Pull on the leaf

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Can confirm, rat pen*s gang 9 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Cheer up friend. It's not the size of the rat that matters but how you use it

Will granted 1 wish. Others will tell the side effect 23 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I had one too. Ripped it in half because chaos

replace the comma. 10 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

When will my science be used for good ; _ ;

Birb and her new disney princess 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

>sing the Disney song
>OK. Oooooh your father, the king, is dead and you've been summoned to an arranged marriage to secure peace

Flash's Bike 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Maybe it works like the Flintstones. He uses his speedy legs

A very odd looking Ratfish caught off the island of Andoya, Norway 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Looks like whale sperm

Anon explains how to quit smoking 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

That's almost crazy enough to work

Satisfaction 90% of the time 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Giving away all the corporate secrets today XD

Satisfaction 90% of the time 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Same with 99% antibacterial soap

Satisfaction 90% of the time 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

They legally can't say 10/10. If you use Colgate and die because of a rare allergy you can't sue them because doctor 1/10 didn't recommend it

Anon imagines being Jerry Nadler's tailor 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

That is clearly a goblin

Fishy Fun Return! 58 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Welcome back. Some of us are getting pretty hungry

Receptionist waits at her desk. General Motors Technical Center, 1965 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*draws a centipede with 98 arms and 2 legs*

Receptionist waits at her desk. General Motors Technical Center, 1965 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Receptionist:Can I get a raise?
GM CEO: No but we can get you the most advanced desk money can buy

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When Russian state media hears there's a tragedy in US 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Behind President Putin is a cabal of bears that secretly run the world

Evangelicalism 5 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Jesus never said technology is bad. Now get on the Baptitron 5000

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Want to share? 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I've always wanted to go to America as a tourist. See the sights and GTFO before the police tell me I match the description of a wanted criminal

Want to share? 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I know. The TV shows paint a better picture than the travel agency