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My two sons. 19 years difference. So close but so far apart 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

18 bananas

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2020 as a Lofi Cali Girl 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

this is fine

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me 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Fight! Fight! Fight!

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Actual facts 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I saw a purple crocodile once. It was flying. It may have been a dream

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I guess 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I’ll never be this cool
( ; ;)

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saturday 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Yeah, only lunatics use unlubed cucumbers

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You heard of needing scissors to open scissors packaging, now get ready to need a ladder 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Put cheap ladders out of reach and expensive ones below. Get a billboard saying “cheapest ladders in town”

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Quarantine Thicc. Face down 28 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Buy one cheek get 2 free

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I wonder 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Why you framing this good boi

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Makes me sad 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Shrek is irresistible

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Viciously beat 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

He cries a lot

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skyrim 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

This is pretty tame by sexy mod standards

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At least do marijuana kids 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

If I can’t hotbox with my Xbox,
I’m getting high with my PS5

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I don't like being left out 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

How is it?

I don't like being left out 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Wait, what’s in the biscuit?

Put them back 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Don’t doubt the Aeon Worms

Haha, good advertising KFC 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Best Fucking Chicken isn’t that bad

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Choose wisely 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Well, condom companies are actively reducing their future customers

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Blep blep blep blep blep 10 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Like for the jojobas reference

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uhhh 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

They’re saying buy the game and find out that you can’t, on your own

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Please wait... Your ideal environment is recalibrating 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Cybermilk

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In the yellow states it is legal to own a RACCOON. Thought you oughta know 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Why have they been keeping this from us

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I had some of my dogs ashes blown into a glass orb 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Throw me in the ocean. Let the fish have me

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I'm about as tired as these t*tties 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Gravity falls

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Silly naruto 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I once saw hinata go into a love hotel with 5 narutos

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