I will kick your butt so hard your vertebrae will come out 1 by 1 like a Pez dispenser 28 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
I’m using them
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Predictive DNA for the Truly bored 45 comments
Kindergarten Cat Building 3 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Don’t be fooled, pigeon man. She’s painted her eyes to look like windows and her mouth like a door. Don’t go in there
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Edited 3 years ago
Never even took the time to think about it 4 comments
At least we have each other at the end 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Silly goose, the flea carries the plague. You get the power of being a single dad to 4 turtles
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Mayonnaise Sandwich Moisturizer 6 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
How about this. When you kiss, you form one long tube from one butthole to another
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Both get away with warcrimes 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
You grow up a child raised by the world around you. At once you have both many parents, and none
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At least we have each other at the end 5 comments
How to survive being buried undead 12 comments
Like scissors through wrapping paper 1 comments
8000 year old skeleton with near perfect teeth 14 comments
It's still fun 1 comments
Literally the cure for my depression 4 comments
8000 year old skeleton with near perfect teeth 14 comments
8000 year old skeleton with near perfect teeth 14 comments