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The hero we all want 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

CoronaBear

I figured you could do those with CAH - if xvarnah let's me and you're not too bored yet 55 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Suffering existence pairs nicely with a 2014 Merlot

Sooooo, what kind of potato are you? 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Nothing is more important than potatoes

Real Zuckerberg is a Lizard Person 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Genitals: OFF

Maybe she's born with it; Maybe it's predictive text games for the Truly bored 23 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Even autocorrect have needs

Maybe she's born with it; Maybe it's predictive text games for the Truly bored 23 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Maybe it’s time when you have time to get a hold on you and your mom and I can get you the money

Evict ya self 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

No escape...from

Godzilla has become a citizen of Japan 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Technically he can run for office

Evict ya self 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Slathered...on

Forget success kid, now there is success cat! 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Challenge it to a thumb war

This is my great-grandmother, circa 1955 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

The fancy guns are only for when guest come over

Some things shouldn’t be thought about 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

If you cut Deadpool in half (split down from head to toe), which half would regenerate?

For lease navidad 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

You’ll need to contact the tree’s family

It must not interfere with the mission 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

The lawn must be cut. This is the way

Evict ya self 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Chicken...sub

Prostate break 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

The XXX Games

We're all bugged 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

The year 1 must have been a real mindfuck

Free hugs! 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Nothing suspicious here

Mondays, am I right? 9 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*Stab*
Oh no! Why would Wednesday commit suicide like this

Mondays, am I right? 9 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Easy. Then we get rid of Tuesday

This grants flight, essentially 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Ready the crystals

I will kick your butt so hard your vertebrae will come out 1 by 1 like a Pez dispenser 28 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Indeed they do

I am a yellow person 10 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

You should use your yellow knife to teach them about yellow politeness

I will kick your butt so hard your vertebrae will come out 1 by 1 like a Pez dispenser 28 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*Receives toes in the mail*
My toes!
Ok you can have these ones

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Build a bear 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

As an S, I can imagine how good that would feel