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Coworker found an actual Karen in the wild driving her MLM car! 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Karen’s phone can RECEIVE calls!?

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Want to see my duck? 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Won’t the hjönk give it away?

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Our dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake we realize things were 5 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Same :/

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Some real finger twisters on here 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I shouldn’t have doubted

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accurate 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

No lie. This is the funniest I’ve seen in a while

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Getting sick: A timeline 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

The healing powers of masturbation take a while to kick in

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Yes 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Y’all look nice today

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I held a girl's hand once 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Oedipus it is

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You Can't Escape It 5 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

@mr_pigeonwizard

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Quick. While all the Brits are asleep. Microwaving tea 13 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

It’s in the oven. I’m making a pizza

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Quick. While all the Brits are asleep. Microwaving tea 13 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*holds knife over sleeping cake*
Sweet dreams, delicious friend

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You Can't Escape It 5 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

If you use code DREAM47 you’ll get a free hero

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terrible 18 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Gardied

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No more slamming cabinet doors 9 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I fear that this thing moves around the house at night

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Sugar Daddy 19 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

@xvarnah - Apple
sometimes red sometimes green. Little bit of cyanide in the middle

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Every part of the Witcher 12 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Failing to save Solaire in Dark Souls

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Sugar Daddy 19 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Carbohydrate Caretaker because potatoes

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Graceful noiseless ***htingale 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

GTX 750 Ti My pc
Cyberpunk 2077

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Tennis Players can't find Happiness 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

#ThingsFStaughtme

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Sleeping Peacefully was Never An Option 9 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Cut it off. Let it be a warning to the other leg

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Always late to the party 4 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Two. Me, and everyone else

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How could she 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*tip the police*
Leaked footage of your arrest goes viral;
https://youtu.be/CRpbIaTRZ-g

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How could she 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*DMCA strike you*

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My brother has been feeding a seagull scraps from his windowsill for weeks, so my 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

You were warned

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How could she 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*climbs into German fight hole*

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