*Door disappears behind you*

*travels to January 3, 2020*

Yours is a keen eye

They did build an empire that lasted 1,000 years tho

Went well. It was a boy

Step 2. Become a good listener

Doggo with a pearl earring

Also he in jail

This is wild

The kids menu is gone

Did he call you a namby-pamby, mushy pap, weak-tea, weedy, pallid fence-sitter?

That mango, hand it over

Vodka is my favorite

My three kids used to play by that river, but the two of them know better now

Nonsense. I remember everything from the day I was born. My mom went to the baby bank, filled in a form and I was passed across the safety glass. We got ice cream on the way home