Pandemic love affair 11 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
What this fella does to cakes is not love
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I was having issues going to the bathroom, so my wife gave me some laxatives in this cup 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
If there’s one laxative that’s never let me down, it’s ‘Uncle Devildong’s Five-Alarm Ass Magma’
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Cool crab pic my gf made 1 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Crabs would be nature’s perfect killing machine if not for their one fatal flaw; being delicious
The apple teath are important 10 comments
Same though 7 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Painful but no. Anything foot related I gotta tag you before you tag me. Self defense tag
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Thanks for info 1 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
In other news; if you try to record police doing a violence, they now start playing copyrighted music so you can’t put the video online
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Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
*shows you characters who came back to life, can’t die, or protected by plot armor*
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Game of Thrones: You win or you Play Predictive Text Games 53 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
When you play the game of thrones you win or you win. There is no middle ground
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I admit the original is hard to beat, but let's try it. 66 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
We never did find the time, but along the way we sure did learn a lot about how it works
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