*sigh* nevermind

Hippos are also delicious

Donkey!

Use it to look at memes

What are you offering?

I’m good with lotion

Lossened the ropes and untied myself

@dr_richard_ew hold him steady, doc. No need to cut off more than we need

I used the lotion on the bedside table

Go on

Ok, I’m on my way

Imagine if a large group of monkeys gave their hard earned bananas to a gorilla for safe keeping, you know, because they believe he’s a smart guy, but then the gorilla immediately begins using those bananas to speculate on the fruit market because the commissions he earns keeping an eye on the bananas isn’t enough. Anyway, one bad investment later, and it’s all gone. Does the gorilla get punished? Nope because the jungle is run by gorillas

I could still fit you into carry on luggage

Rope?

What does your side of the bed have?

Lotion does other things too

Edward Norton is a solid actor

If it’s about when you can get Colonel Buttchug’s Irradiated Sphincter Scorcher Sauce, I’ll let you know when it’s no longer on the chemical and bio weapons list