Upping your game 16 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Stabbing is much better. You can watch the light go out and inhale their last breath, or so I’ve been told
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Hapless odd little Oyster 19 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Thanks to @rosalinas help, I will survive and become Dry-banana-leaf-man. The one thing you fear
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Give us a nibble 5 comments
Hapless odd little Oyster 19 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
It’s suspicious that you trademarked the word Goosewoman two days before your parents were murdered in an alley
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Im just gonna leave that there 10 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
I use a website that picks a gender at random. That’s why my kid’s gender will be ‘This site is down for maintenance’
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Give us a nibble 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Even standing still and doing nothing will send a nearby goose into a frothing rage
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Thats when you become a villain 4 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
In man of steel, a big chunk of the city was destroyed but 18 months later in Batman v Superman, it was built back up. It was trashed again and rebuilt by the next movie, justice league, 2 years later. So don’t worry, the insurance companies are pretty solid
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Today, on bad ideas and poor decision making 5 comments
When your enemy becomes your friend. 5 comments
Federal Solider using pesticide sprayer to spray US, Portland protestors with unknown 3 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
The people are indoors now so the government has to spray the chem trails on them like this
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I for one, welcome the bones victory 2 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Wet meat is very bad for your bones. Skeletons would have perfect teeth if it wasn’t for these disgusting meat bicycles
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Alone wolf [oc] 4 comments
*takes a nap to avoid responsibilities*