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Hit me with some funny ones, you cloth-eared bints 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

You’re so short, when you open your mouth I can see your butthole

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Making Hats For Snakes 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

yes

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I told them I wanted plain rice 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

and jet fuel hot sauce

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B3ans?? 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

The king says he’ll allow it. Welcome

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B3ans?? 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

I’m going to have to disagree with you because in my house, we are potato people

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Yes 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

You want to dance @catfluff

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Spoons always get the last laugh 5 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Make sure to collect the shower water to make soup

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It's free real estate 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

But who came first?

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Profile vs Tagged 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Very on brand

Tomato Frog is inevitable 14 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*looks back at you

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We start with the finest snowmelt 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Want some sauvin hops?

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It's free real estate 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

@xvarnah

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Vape "culture" is a sight to behold 1 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Don’t smoke Bach

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1 OR 2? 10 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Option 3 - Stay mentally 14y old

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Quick while the France asleep 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Used or new?

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Something ain’t right 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

My dog won’t be falling for that again

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Well, at least the cursed undead don't need to eat 8 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*Angry Twitter noises*

A mod can dream 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

COVID vaccine first day on the job

Im a hallucination 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

**Notifications unread. Inactive account will be deleted

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It's 10 inches long 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Sounds like you’ve already decided

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dystopian 7 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

His name is Exclamation Marx

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Too real 2 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

(;´ ༎ຶ益༎ຶ`) @catfluff

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It's 10 inches long 6 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Amazon doesn’t ship large packages

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It do be like that 5 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

*tips hat*
I try my best

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Carl Frogers. He's good at listening 3 comments

nelson · 3 years ago

Me: You wanted to see me Mr. Frog?
Mr Frog: Have a seat

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