The doors are locked and the windows are barred, so I’m a member for now

You were posting feet stuff and I asked what’s up and you had me labeled for having a feet thing. Don’t point fingers now. I don’t have a foot fetish. Just going along cause it’s funny and this is the comments section of a joke site

What?

Not unless you have that Benjamin Button disease that’ll make you die an old baby

Don’t be sad...
http://funsubstance.com/fun/617274/carry-me-hooman/
...There you go

I merely observed you doing it

What are you talking about. You put me in the feet club after I pointed out your thing for feet

When you say it, it sounds very ominous

ₙₒ

That’s because touching land is gay to a true sea man

Finally, some good violence

*dodge*

Feels good

Stay away from direct sunlight

I saw everything