Technically the first guy was Austria-Hungarian but still 4 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
Who hurt you xlax?
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Oh ***, he’s got a knife 3 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
I need to see your certificate of passing grade from knifing school before you get a knife license
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A day in the life of a ghost 5 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
I’d be upset with the ghost that’s living rent-free, is now turning on lights like we’re splitting the electric bill
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Wholesome 1000 2 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
They should definitely kiss before signing the adoption papers so it’s not weird
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Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
Tis a silly place 13 comments
Yeah, they are shoes 12 comments
Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
nelson
· 3 years ago
This is the tale of captain jack sparrow who has been in China and is now a pelican with his sadness in his eyes
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