*files @catfluff under pending approval*

For the shy homies;
It’s implied that he’s/she’s the one with the large penis by hanging up the phone, hence ‘hangs up’

*fortunate son intensifies*

A roller coaster from start to finish

Saddam was a real dick to Satan. Good for him for leaving that asshole

Let’s hjönk

Things can only go up from there

Red Ded Snek II

It’s a reasonable request

Happy to not be born in the evil Spider-Man universe

Where are the old ones?
Where did they go?

This would make a great horror movie where the twist at the end is that the deaf mute person in the group was controlling the monsters all along