I didn’t think you’d find a way to talk yourself out of this one

Big fuqoff guy

She the lady who used to own most of the world

That’s a new beetle Pokémon

The cat reminded me of you

Without flinching, you should have responded “It’s $10 for a cheese sandwich and $50 for a flip flop”

lol they’ll eat you

How is this?

That means someone in your office did you a murder and you’re back to solve it

Ah, chicken soup

Which year?

Let’s see how you get out of hell this time with your eyes sewn shut

Some people can only go to the bathroom at home, so you’ll be getting some phone calls

*Hugs*

Here’s more;
https://youtu.be/4CTSf1QRk9w