Crafty Bezos reduces your salary but pays you in daily increments instead of monthly so you’re too happy to notice

I’ve seen the outrage mob destroy lives before actually confirming the facts and even try to justify it to themselves after the truth comes out

Phone said you still can’t join

bruh

XXX

Give the feet back

Can’t wait

That ass is clearly possum

Sorry my phone said no

I know which parts you kept for yourself

It’s a hard topic

Good thing I bought the judge

Boy, you’ve really been on a sharing streak lately