@xvarnah @klymaxx @thatguyyouknow

Only physics tells me what to do
*mönch*

You can use human blood instead of an egg when baking

If there were any lingering doubts as to the power of Kim Jong Un, they were dispelled when the generals saw him make the DVD logo touch the corner perfectly

Some of us are good bois

1 point

Mom said smooth food is only for guests

Hollywood has come a long way

Her ex boyfriend was heartbroken at first but learned to move on and evolved into his better self. Crab

Possum

Internet or phone but not both

Roll for damage: 0 - 10
0 - Walk away unscathed
10 - Die instantly